Player Profile - Mario "Commissioner" Masellis

"Watch out for low hanging fruit"



Some people use the phrase Maestro, some say coordinator, some even say "Scorche Palle", but he is other wise known as "The commish".


Mario who's fantasy is to be part of the organizing committee for the "Melons are your friend" society has been practicing his Drive for show and putt for dough game. Even though his teacher has put him on the clock to ensure 18 holes can get done in under 8 hours, he has been working diligently on keeping his balls clean all by himself. As a youngster, Mario's passion for the game began at a small cow pasture in Pickering, Ontario. After arriving right on time for his very first professional tournament- The Bosio Open- he began the day with a 20 minute workout on the first tee. This was followed by a 20 minute cool down while looking for his Titleist in the nearby bushes a mere 4 feet away. He is a very social guy and involved a number of individuals to help out with his cool down routine. However the champion he is, he still managed to bring home the trophy at the end of 18.




Mario is a visionary and has a keen sense of thinking. His ambition of being Serie B Champion in 2010 is his first and foremost goal in life. His other main ambitioni s supplying produce company to the people of the GTA. He developed this strategy of success by using his experience as a regular visitor to a well known fine dining establishment. This establishment is visited by thousands of individuals looking for the cuisine that matches no other. One day while sitting down enjoying his dinner, he witnessed a new visitor to this establishment order lettuce on their burger. The owner in his calm and collective voice said no lettuce. At Johnny's we never have lettuce. Mario's eyed widened and his idea was born. However to this day no lettuce is offered at Johnny's. So Mario focussed on Fruit.


As a fierce competitor and fiery rage within him( Road rage that is), Mario is once again considered a favorite for Serie B champion in 2010. When the chips are down you can put all your fruit in one basket and bet the farm that he will be in the top four to win the cup.




Good luck Mario.