Arguably the most improved golfer from 2009 is none other than Frank "BC" Giambagno. His stellar play in the later part of last season propelled him into Serie A and he's looking forward to competing against his former coach Dr. Robert Ventresca and reigning Mazza Champion. When asked to comment on his achievement he had this to say, "I really couldn't give a rat's ass! For me it's all about the camaraderie. Golf is my escape and I'm looking forward to another exciting season. But who is going to keep Mario's score?".
The scouting report on Frank's game is very vague. Much like Tiger Woods he's kept a low profile as of late and has chosen to keep his comments reserved on the state of his game today. Could he be in top form as he ended 2009 or has he regressed to a more predictable level of play, we'll soon find out. With ipod in tow, Frank plans to board the plan with a clear mind and scorecard.
What he plans to fill it with is up to him. We will be watching and waiting for the result. Is this the year that the fourth seed in Serie A finally takes home the coveted trophy? Or will he choke just so he doesn't have to carry the case home.
Hit em straight Frank. We are all rooting for you!!
5.4.10
Player Profile - Mario "Commissioner" Masellis
"Watch out for low hanging fruit"
Some people use the phrase Maestro, some say coordinator, some even say "Scorche Palle", but he is other wise known as "The commish".
Mario who's fantasy is to be part of the organizing committee for the "Melons are your friend" society has been practicing his Drive for show and putt for dough game. Even though his teacher has put him on the clock to ensure 18 holes can get done in under 8 hours, he has been working diligently on keeping his balls clean all by himself. As a youngster, Mario's passion for the game began at a small cow pasture in Pickering, Ontario. After arriving right on time for his very first professional tournament- The Bosio Open- he began the day with a 20 minute workout on the first tee. This was followed by a 20 minute cool down while looking for his Titleist in the nearby bushes a mere 4 feet away. He is a very social guy and involved a number of individuals to help out with his cool down routine. However the champion he is, he still managed to bring home the trophy at the end of 18.
Mario is a visionary and has a keen sense of thinking. His ambition of being Serie B Champion in 2010 is his first and foremost goal in life. His other main ambitioni s supplying produce company to the people of the GTA. He developed this strategy of success by using his experience as a regular visitor to a well known fine dining establishment. This establishment is visited by thousands of individuals looking for the cuisine that matches no other. One day while sitting down enjoying his dinner, he witnessed a new visitor to this establishment order lettuce on their burger. The owner in his calm and collective voice said no lettuce. At Johnny's we never have lettuce. Mario's eyed widened and his idea was born. However to this day no lettuce is offered at Johnny's. So Mario focussed on Fruit.
As a fierce competitor and fiery rage within him( Road rage that is), Mario is once again considered a favorite for Serie B champion in 2010. When the chips are down you can put all your fruit in one basket and bet the farm that he will be in the top four to win the cup.
Good luck Mario.
Some people use the phrase Maestro, some say coordinator, some even say "Scorche Palle", but he is other wise known as "The commish".
Mario who's fantasy is to be part of the organizing committee for the "Melons are your friend" society has been practicing his Drive for show and putt for dough game. Even though his teacher has put him on the clock to ensure 18 holes can get done in under 8 hours, he has been working diligently on keeping his balls clean all by himself. As a youngster, Mario's passion for the game began at a small cow pasture in Pickering, Ontario. After arriving right on time for his very first professional tournament- The Bosio Open- he began the day with a 20 minute workout on the first tee. This was followed by a 20 minute cool down while looking for his Titleist in the nearby bushes a mere 4 feet away. He is a very social guy and involved a number of individuals to help out with his cool down routine. However the champion he is, he still managed to bring home the trophy at the end of 18.
Mario is a visionary and has a keen sense of thinking. His ambition of being Serie B Champion in 2010 is his first and foremost goal in life. His other main ambitioni s supplying produce company to the people of the GTA. He developed this strategy of success by using his experience as a regular visitor to a well known fine dining establishment. This establishment is visited by thousands of individuals looking for the cuisine that matches no other. One day while sitting down enjoying his dinner, he witnessed a new visitor to this establishment order lettuce on their burger. The owner in his calm and collective voice said no lettuce. At Johnny's we never have lettuce. Mario's eyed widened and his idea was born. However to this day no lettuce is offered at Johnny's. So Mario focussed on Fruit.
As a fierce competitor and fiery rage within him( Road rage that is), Mario is once again considered a favorite for Serie B champion in 2010. When the chips are down you can put all your fruit in one basket and bet the farm that he will be in the top four to win the cup.
Good luck Mario.
4.4.10
Player Profile - Dr. Luis Piedade
Introducing the newest member of the Mazza Tour, Dr. Luis Piedade.
Since earning his qualification to participate in the Campione Della Mazza Italiana 2010, this newcomer has been reserved with comments to the media. "I need more strokes!!", is all that his lawyer has allowed him to say. Early scouting reports reveal natural athleticism and a fierce competitive edge. He's this year's longshot for taking the B Division championship and is quite happy to be the underdog. Make no mistake however having never won a professional tournament, just as his beloved Portugese national soccer team, he's hungrier than ever to silence the crowds.
Although Luis makes a living at straightening teeth, what remains to be seen is, can he straighten out his drive and win his first Serie B Mazza Championship.
Good luck Luis!! Hit em straight.
3.4.10
Player Profile - Dr. Robert Ventresca
U.S. airline security policies revised.
The changes, announced Friday by the Department of Homeland Security, come after a three-month review of security at Toronto's Pearson International Airport. These were ordered directly by President Barack Obama in the awake of what has become the world's Premiere Golf event of the season.
Tensions are growing and security will be at an all time high for the anticipated arrival of the coveted Trophy and the reigning 3 time Champion Robert Ventresca. After a "tune up" round yesterday in Aurora, Ontario, Robert was looking forward to returning to what has become his favorite stop of the Mazza tour so far; Scottsdale, Arizona. Robert only heard the famous whistle once off the first tee. But true to form, he settled down to what has become his signature way of playing golf. Following a couple of bogeys and double bogeys, this Doctor of Chiropractic Arts quickly adjusted his game and put together a string of pars and was back to the form that we have come to expect. Important question on everyone's mind is can he repeat? Serie A has been shaken up a bit. Return of past champion Robert Bruno and newcomer dark horse Frank Giambagno will certainly be there to add the pressure that may finally put a crack in this rock solid performer.
Lest we forget Michael Primucci. Will this finally be the year? Michael did not choose to play in the warm up round yesterday, but did meet up for drinks to investigate the results. Like a tiger waiting to pounce on his prey, this Primucci is stalking in the grass. Looking for the weakness in Ventresca's game that will allow him to finally drink from the Cup. The good Doctor doesn't think so. "I have to come to like this Trophy. I am thinking of buliding a permanent niche in my house. I am going to play my game and that's it. If they think they can keep up, let them saddle up in the desert. If not, "fuori del campo"!!
Robert Ventresca is licking his lips and ready to whistle ..........Mike is licking his chops and ready to strike.
Stay tuned........
1.4.10
Player Profile - Domenic "Mingooch" Primucci
Domenic Primucci urges everyone to "taste the difference"!!
Domenic is synonymous with food. Justifiably so considering he has 163 questions before ordering a single thing on any menu when dining out. It is precisley because of this talent that the "gastronomical guru" has been chosen to head the food and beverage committee. With 2 major wins in the Campione Della Mazza Italiana Tournament - second only to Jack Nicklaus & Robert Ventresca. However, when you take a closer look, you realize Mingooch is so much more than golf.
After a lacklustre season the reigning Serie B Champion is on a mission. He wants everyone to "taste the difference". This single statement has been his calling card both in Pizza advertising and at private parties in Vaughan.
We made several attempts to reach Domenic today, but was unavailable for comment. Must have been reading all the e-mails regarding the upcoming tournament....NOT.
Naturally, golf, which has not been his livelihood for 24 of his 44 years. Lately he has been concentrating on being a player agent for the hockey stars of the future. Hopefully this will not be an excuse for play while in Scottsdale.
We wish the purveyor of Pizza good luck in the latest version of the Campione Della Mazza Italiana.
After a lacklustre season the reigning Serie B Champion is on a mission. He wants everyone to "taste the difference". This single statement has been his calling card both in Pizza advertising and at private parties in Vaughan.
We made several attempts to reach Domenic today, but was unavailable for comment. Must have been reading all the e-mails regarding the upcoming tournament....NOT.
Naturally, golf, which has not been his livelihood for 24 of his 44 years. Lately he has been concentrating on being a player agent for the hockey stars of the future. Hopefully this will not be an excuse for play while in Scottsdale.
We wish the purveyor of Pizza good luck in the latest version of the Campione Della Mazza Italiana.
Note to Domenic..........THE CAR RENTAL IS INCLUDED AND BREAKFAST IS NOT.
30.3.10
Player Profile - Raffaele Masellis
Raffaele has no regrets
Despite finishing the last two Mazza tournaments in 8th place and not blowing any chance of winning this year Raffaele Masellis didn't express any disappointment in his last place finish. His only disappointment was that 2007 Serie B Champion Pasquale Pontiero will not be partcipating this year. "What the hell am I going to do in the afternoon?""I am happy," Ralph told reporters. "When the best players in the world are here and I played the tournament I played ... I felt very comfortable playing. I belonged there."
Raffaele had a remarkable round last year that included 10 double pars, two triple bogeys and two double bogeys on his way to a record 144. The "Defender of the People", made four consecutive trips to the bar car without any U.S. $ ...... Mike Primucci has petitioned Mazza Commisioner Mario Masellis to be paired in the same group at least 2 times for the upcoming tournament in Scottsdale. "It's the only way I am going to my money back for the drinks he cost me last year.!"
In preparing for the latest segment of this great tournament Raffaele has been working hard on his game and feels very confident about this year.
Lessons with His "Private" Coach, have golf fans everywhere hoping that this year will be different.
Mike is praying that this years favourable exchange rate will not discourage Ralph in making more trips to the drink cart with $ in tow.
Hit em straight.
10.3.10
Player Profile - Ignazio (Robert ) Bruno
Past Champion is confirmed and ready to go. Just back from Florida, Robert Bruno is rested and ready to compete for the coveted trophy. The tournament is returning to the place where it all came together for the former champion. Iggy, as he is known by his inner circle of friends was asked what he thought about returning to the city that hosted his first and only championship. "All I ever wanted to do was play hockey for my beloved Toronto Maple Leafs". When that did not happen, Iggy began to focus on what most hockey players do after they retire from the game.....golf.
That would make any daughter proud !!
GOOD LUCK TO IGGY IN 2010!!
Robert offered to play for the Phoenix Cayotes for no salary, in return for unlimited golf in Arizona.
With one of the lowest handicaps on tour Iggy certainly has his work cut out for him. The new father took a well deserved sabbatical from the Mazza tournament last year. The arrival of his daughter put things in perspective. It is no longer the the game of golf that makes this man smile, but the smile of his princess Tianna. Take witness to one of the most memorable acceptance speeches of 2007.
That would make any daughter proud !!
GOOD LUCK TO IGGY IN 2010!!
26.1.10
Player Profile - Mike Primucci Pounce on Puerto Vallarta
The Primucci clan pounce on sunny Puerto Vallarta this weekend for a "warm up golf tournament in preparation for the Campione Della Mazza Italiana 2010 edition. This family is serious when it comes to golf, but no more serious and dedicated than Michael Primucci. When reached by phone today, Michael was noticably upset when asked about his performace in last years tournament held in Miami Florida. Mike is determined not to have the name "Robert" engraved on the Mazza trophy this year. It is no wonder that the Primucci Family tournament is being held near a beach side resort. Lord knows Mike is going to have to work on his sand game after last years performance!! "They won....U KATZ last year. I gave it to em. The Dottore and Iggy are in for a rude awakening this year. I don't care if they wax all the floors in Scottsdale!! My ankles are in good shape and I will take them all on.......straight up if they want. This is the year!!!!"
After a few words, I was able to calm down the purveyor of fine dough products, and remind him of the etiquette that we still adhere to in the great game of Golf. Mike is serious this year and has been spotted around town working on his swing.
Hit em straight Mikey!!!
17.1.10
Alejandro Primucci Pulls Out of Mazza Tournament
Alejandro Primucci Pulls Out of Mazza Tournament
By Dick Swett
GUADALAJARA - MEXICO (Reuters) - International Condom and sex toy manufacturer Trojan said on Tuesday that it would not end its sponsor deals with Alejandro Primucci, whose popularity has slumped after a two week sex scandal.
By Dick Swett
GUADALAJARA - MEXICO (Reuters) - International Condom and sex toy manufacturer Trojan said on Tuesday that it would not end its sponsor deals with Alejandro Primucci, whose popularity has slumped after a two week sex scandal.
The company said it was standing by Mexico's No. 1 golfer, who said on Monday that he was taking an "indefinite break" from the Mazza Tournament.
"Trojan will maintain its exclusive agreement with Alex in both mini condoms and sex toy categories, and we look forward to his eventual return to the Mazza Tour," Trojan Executive Hugh G. Rection said in a statement. "Alex and his family have our full support."
Alex has served as an exclusive spokesman and autograph signer for Trojan's Asian line since 2001.
Primucci, now in his late 30's, last week admitted cheating on his wife as allegations of multiple extramarital affairs with Men rocked his life and career.
The golfer's public standing has plummeted as a parade of up to 13 men -- from hair dressers to several members of the popular Chippendales All Male Review, including Ben Gay, Harry P. Ness, Phil McRevis, E. Jack Ulate, Master Bates, Pat McGroin, Peter Goyzenia, Mike Hawk and the Mexican Porn star Juan Abuckmee -- came forward to say they had had flings with the married father of two.
In the latest USA Today/Gallup poll, Primucci 's "favourable" rating dropped to 33 percent from 85 percent in June 2005. His "unfavourable" rating surged to 57 percent from 8 percent.
Findings like those are making companies nervous.
Pharmaceutical giants Pfizer, makers of Viagra and are also weighing there options and this point and reserve to comment until they see if in fact he used these enhancing drugs while having sexual relations with these men.
When contacted by Skype today, Mazza Commissioner, Mario Masellis said only that he was disappointed that Alex was pulling out of the 2010 tournament, but was looking forward to seeing Alex back in 2011.
Meanwhile there will be press conference held tomorrow in Geneva Switzerland naming Mr. Luis M Piedade as replacing Alex for next year. Luis' commitment to the tournament was solidified as his flight to Phoenix was booked for $4.02 shy of thousand. Ouch!! Leave the lubricant at home.
Thomson Reuters
Preparations Have Begun
2009 Champions gloat in the summer sun and the rest of us
wish we could, work has already begun for the 2010 Campione Della
Mazza Italiana Invitational Golf tournament. Golf Digest has
already claimed that this is fast becoming a Premiere event on the
PGA tour schedule and is not far from being crowned as the 6th
major tournament. Although many want to participate, very few are
allowed.
Topographic imagery captured by the most powerful NATO satellites
is currently being used by past Champion Ignazio Bruno. Iggy is
analyzing geographic slopes, current weather patterns and airport
accessibility. Large crowds are expected to attend as the field
may increase from the traditional 8 golfers. A short list of
courses will be submitted to the committee, once the data has been
analyzed and the sub-committee has narrowed down the list from the
more than 31,000 golf courses currently available worldwide.
Sub committee in charge geographic location will be meeting over
food, drinks and poker at the Commissioners residence; date to be
determined.
Commissioner Masellis
wish we could, work has already begun for the 2010 Campione Della
Mazza Italiana Invitational Golf tournament. Golf Digest has
already claimed that this is fast becoming a Premiere event on the
PGA tour schedule and is not far from being crowned as the 6th
major tournament. Although many want to participate, very few are
allowed.
Topographic imagery captured by the most powerful NATO satellites
is currently being used by past Champion Ignazio Bruno. Iggy is
analyzing geographic slopes, current weather patterns and airport
accessibility. Large crowds are expected to attend as the field
may increase from the traditional 8 golfers. A short list of
courses will be submitted to the committee, once the data has been
analyzed and the sub-committee has narrowed down the list from the
more than 31,000 golf courses currently available worldwide.
Sub committee in charge geographic location will be meeting over
food, drinks and poker at the Commissioners residence; date to be
determined.
Commissioner Masellis
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